question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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