there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
