I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
i would one night stand the shit outta him
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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