Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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