Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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