Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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