I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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