It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
My vagina just clenched in fear
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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