i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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