hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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