I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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