Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Terrible idea I love it
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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