i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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