Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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