why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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