sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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