wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You've changed since you got that strap on
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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