we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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