loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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