lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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