Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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