maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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