whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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