he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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