new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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