But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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