There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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