So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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