I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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