He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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