i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize
