oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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