rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I think i got beer on your cat.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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