I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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