I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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