Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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