All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Best friends brother. Beat that.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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