We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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