Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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