Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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