Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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