Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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