If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Let's get the cat blown out
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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