Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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