Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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