i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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