At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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