And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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