We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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