Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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