He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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