belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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