I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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