Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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