idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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