didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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